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i found my teacher from last year’s husband on facebook NOT A CREEPER NOPE NOT AT ALL

i asked this kid zack if he likes oral intercourse or anal.

who told me who doesnt know what those are

I hate when I talk to my mom…

tinkleberry:

And she’s screaming like…

And I’m just sitting there listening like…

Then she says I have an attitude… 

And I’m like…

Then she tries to hit me like…

And I’m tryna dodge em’ like…

And she’s still hittin’ me like…

And through the hits I’m like…

And I try to play hurt like…

Then she leaves… and I’m like…

Ex-Pedophile Shares Tips On How To Make Your Kids Less Attractive

LOL

tomorrow is a half day then 5 day weekend, yes.

my mom pisses me off so much

(Source: coldhearted)

why do people have pics. with their cousins on facebook and then make the caption “cousins fo evaaa :))” no shit you’re going to be cousins forever.

(Source: lumos-maxima)

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